NOW! For your wearing pleasure! THE DEEP DIVE PODCAST proudly present our own line of merchandise!
These meticulously designed pieces of outerwear
are 100% guaranteed to:
1. Block out an indeterminate amount of UV radiation!
2. Cover a significant portion of your upper torso!
3. Never, ever shrink or fade*!
Do you want to be the envy of friends AND strangers?
Would you like to instantly be MORE attractive to the opposite sex?
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*provided you never, ever wash them.